you guys were way drunker than both of me
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
