He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
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Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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