i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
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I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
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WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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