I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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