Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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