I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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