I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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