some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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