I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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