P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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