i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
how does that bad decision feel?
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