yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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