i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
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we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
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Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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