no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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