Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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