i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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