this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
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Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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