Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
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We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
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Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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