hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
We have started to decorate penises.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
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i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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