Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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