I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
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lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
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4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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