Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(847): View more from Illinois

i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago

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(909): View more from California

Would you still love me if I had no teeth

(1-909): View more from California

Yeah why?

(909): View more from California

Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience

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(204): View more from Manitoba

well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?

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(618): View more from Illinois

When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.

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(347): View more from New York

it's been a while because I don't count the hooker

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?

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(801): View more from Utah

I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story

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