Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup

  (1-215): View more from Pennsylvania

  ill bring the camera dont start without me

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (215): two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup (1-215): ill bring the camera dont start without me http://tfl.nu/yr2f
  Replies (26) Good night (1309) Bad night (4003)
• Favorite

  (775): View more from Nevada

  I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (775): I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie. http://tfl.nu/cht2
  Replies (53) Good night (9233) Bad night (837)
• Favorite

  (954): View more from Florida

  First date: that requires underwear, huh?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (954): First date: that requires underwear, huh? http://tfl.nu/ogif
  Replies (17) Good night (4092) Bad night (971)
• Favorite

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (603): I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities http://tfl.nu/wabu
  Replies (6) Good night (3219) Bad night (792)
• Favorite

  (614): View more from Ohio

  There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (614): There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out. http://tfl.nu/1cqt
  Replies (6) Good night (2377) Bad night (1572)
• Favorite

  (214): View more from Texas

  She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (214): She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box. http://tfl.nu/8utv
  Replies (7) Good night (2335) Bad night (903)
• Favorite

  (510): View more from California

  Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (510): Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow. http://tfl.nu/c544
  Replies (3) Good night (2712) Bad night (741)
• Favorite

  (910): View more from North Carolina

  This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (910): This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it? http://tfl.nu/41ta
  Replies (6) Good night (2233) Bad night (719)
• Favorite

  (251): View more from Alabama

  Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (251): Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf. http://tfl.nu/98oh
  Replies (6) Good night (643) Bad night (2078)
• Favorite

  (714): View more from California

  I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (714): I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work. http://tfl.nu/rjuf
  Replies (9) Good night (2728) Bad night (624)
• Favorite

  (304): View more from West Virginia

  Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (304): Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast. http://tfl.nu/j3y3
  Replies (0) Good night (1204) Bad night (296)
• Favorite

  (716): View more from New York

  It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (716): It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT! http://tfl.nu/5pm7
  Replies (1) Good night (449) Bad night (910)
• Favorite

  (410): View more from Maryland

  I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (410): I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know http://tfl.nu/wl8q
  Replies (3) Good night (504) Bad night (229)
• Favorite

  (920): View more from Wisconsin

  So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (920): So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works... http://tfl.nu/tg33
  Replies (5) Good night (468) Bad night (297)
• Favorite

  (913): View more from Kansas

  It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (913): It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch http://tfl.nu/1u6j
  Replies (0) Good night (390) Bad night (187)

Randomize