I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
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You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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