Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
My liver just had a heart attack.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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