8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
that's an acceptable place to lick
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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