if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
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You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
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I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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