we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
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Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
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She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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