I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Randomize
