I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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