I bet he comes in French.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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