A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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