I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
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when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
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how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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