so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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