I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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