But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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