Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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