I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
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My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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