On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
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I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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