Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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