yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
cat food counts as protein by the way
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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