Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
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I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
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I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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