Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
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AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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