Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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