i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
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Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
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I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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