WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
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No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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