Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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