I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
As shirtless as possible
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
how does that bad decision feel?
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