okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
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So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
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Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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