there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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