Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
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He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
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I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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