you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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