This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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