if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I came so hard my ears popped.
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