"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
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I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
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Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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