You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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