I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
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